“Thor, you are aware Meryl Streep is the villain?”
“So are mine!” said Steve. “Touche,” replied Batman.
“It should be called Ass-vengers!”
This wasn’t exactly how Steve imagined his reunion with Peggy.
Elderly Peggy Carter, everyone.
“Loki doesn’t like to talk about it. It’s true, childbirth is very draining.”
“Yes, but I still possess skills!”
“That’s what you said about Supergirl!”
“Then they laughed at me and I cried and then they laughed even harder,” read Superman’s diary entry for that night.
“OH GOD, HE’S GOING TO HULK OUT!”
“HULK KNOWS THAT NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS!”
“Do the kids still do the Lindy Hop by any chance?” asked Steve hopefully.
“I MEANT THAT I FONDUED THEM,” said Thor. “THE TALES I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT THE SEVEN SISTERS.”
“He’s so annoyingly perfect all the time,” grumbled Steve. “It’s a hard life; I would know,” sighed Tony.
Steve didn’t understand why Bruce and Tony started laughing so hard.
“IS THIS JOTNAR OR MIDGARD? BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW THAT SPIRIT BUT I NEED TO MAKE SURE.”